“Shit city is the name for San Antonio, Texas” - Urban Dictionary

Yes fellow San Antonians, Urban Dictionary has written our dear city off as “Shit City,” but I guess it could have been much worse, I mean Boston’s been used in much worse context… but that is besides the point. This post was meant to welcome you to what will be your destination for all that is shitty about San Antonio.

Oh, and in case you were wondering about the photo above… Not only is our town’s Flickr pool quiet lame, but  what describes it better than a fat mexican man re-enacting a dying, starving, jew. I knew you’d agree.